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The Hoyt Dining Room

The beautiful new Hoyt Dining Room at Harvey's is proud to offer Portland's best dinner and entertainment package in town!

Welcome to the Hoyt Dining Room, where there’s always a place for friends to have a drink and gather. We’ve crafted a location within Harvey’s Comedy Club for you to stop by and have some of the best libations, cookery, and maybe even a chuckle or two! Start your night in the Hoyt with pre-paid dinner and show packages or walk-in and select from the array of options on our showroom menu.

All Hoyt Dining Room dinner guests receive preferential seating in the showroom.


All Pre-paid Dinner Packages include: $45.00 per person (gratuity included)

  • Choice of: Entree, Side Dish and Salad (selections required 3 Hours in advance)
  • Harvey's Comedy Show - VIP Seating - Best seats in the House!
  • All dinners will be served with sourdough bread, seasoned vegetables, a choice of soup or salad, and a choice of garlic mashed red potatoes, baked potato, or french fries.
  • Guests are encouraged to arrive 2 hours before their desired show.

Instructions:

  1. You must select an Opener, a Feature (side dish), and a Headliner (main course) for each guest.
  2. We have started you with one guest. For additional guests, click the "add another guest" button and repeat step 1.
  3. Once all guests are added and menu items selected, click the "choose your showtime" button
  4. Click the date on the calendar you wish to attend and click the desired time on the right when it appears.
  5. You are now ready for checkout. Click the "Checkout" button to make your purchase.
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Headliners

Filet Mignon

9 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Petit Filet Mignon

6 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Garlic Scampi

Large shrimp scampi pan sauteed in fresh garlic butter white wine sauce.

Salmon Filet

Wild Alaskan Coho salmon grilled and served with a light lemon dill sauce.

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Boneless chicken breast, lightly breaded, baked with layers of ham and swiss cheese drizzled with a light Alfredo sauce.

Pasta Primavera

Rigatoni Noodles with sautéed garden fresh vegetables and tossed in light Virgin Olive Oil, Butter and Cream Sauce.

Features

Baker

Large baked potato, selection of condiments at your table – Whipped Butter, Sour Cream, Crisp Bacon Bits, and Diced Green Onions

Garlic Mashed Red Potatoes

Creamy garlic mashed red potatoes.

French Fries

Skin on premium cut fries served with curry ketchup and jalapeno ranch dipping sauce.

Openers

Fresh Garden Green Salad

Spring Garden Salad mix, with sliced Tomatoes, Cucumbers, and choice of dressing

Soup of the Day

A cup of Harvey’s own!

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Show Calendar

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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Susan "Cupcake" Jones, Fri. July 29th - Sun. July 31st

Susan Jones brings her 20 years of comedy and radio experience to the stage with some seriously funny girl talk. Larger than life, Susan uses her attitude and experiences with size acceptance and being a single mom to deliver consistently funny, crowd pleasing performances. Susan just opened for "The Roast Master General" Jeffrey Ross and Brad Garret (Ray Romano's big brother Robert on the hit CBS series “Everybody Loves Raymond”) and can frequently be heard, on the Bob Rivers show. Susan won Jack FM and Snoqualmie Casino’s Funniest Comedian in Washington contest, Club Casino's Jokers Run Funniest Comedian contest, was a finalist in the “Funniest Woman in California” competition, and can be seen in the independent film “Homeless”. Over the past few years Susan has also worked with other great comics like Doug Stanhope, Josh Wolfe, Emo Phillips, Rick Overton, Judy Tenuta, Brad Upton, Susan Rice, Rod Long, and a host of others. Recently she's been on Uplay NW, NBC after Saturday Night live, and was a finalist in this year's NBC stand-up search. SHE'S A MUST SEE COMIC THAT YOU WONT FORGET & HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO CATCH THIS BUSY GAL!
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Susan "Cupcake" Jones, Fri. July 29th - Sun. July 31st

Susan Jones brings her 20 years of comedy and radio experience to the stage with some seriously funny girl talk. Larger than life, Susan uses her attitude and experiences with size acceptance and being a single mom to deliver consistently funny, crowd pleasing performances. Susan just opened for "The Roast Master General" Jeffrey Ross and Brad Garret (Ray Romano's big brother Robert on the hit CBS series “Everybody Loves Raymond”) and can frequently be heard, on the Bob Rivers show. Susan won Jack FM and Snoqualmie Casino’s Funniest Comedian in Washington contest, Club Casino's Jokers Run Funniest Comedian contest, was a finalist in the “Funniest Woman in California” competition, and can be seen in the independent film “Homeless”. Over the past few years Susan has also worked with other great comics like Doug Stanhope, Josh Wolfe, Emo Phillips, Rick Overton, Judy Tenuta, Brad Upton, Susan Rice, Rod Long, and a host of others. Recently she's been on Uplay NW, NBC after Saturday Night live, and was a finalist in this year's NBC stand-up search. SHE'S A MUST SEE COMIC THAT YOU WONT FORGET & HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO CATCH THIS BUSY GAL!
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Sunday

7:30 PM

Susan "Cupcake" Jones, Fri. July 29th - Sun. July 31st

Susan Jones brings her 20 years of comedy and radio experience to the stage with some seriously funny girl talk. Larger than life, Susan uses her attitude and experiences with size acceptance and being a single mom to deliver consistently funny, crowd pleasing performances. Susan just opened for "The Roast Master General" Jeffrey Ross and Brad Garret (Ray Romano's big brother Robert on the hit CBS series “Everybody Loves Raymond”) and can frequently be heard, on the Bob Rivers show. Susan won Jack FM and Snoqualmie Casino’s Funniest Comedian in Washington contest, Club Casino's Jokers Run Funniest Comedian contest, was a finalist in the “Funniest Woman in California” competition, and can be seen in the independent film “Homeless”. Over the past few years Susan has also worked with other great comics like Doug Stanhope, Josh Wolfe, Emo Phillips, Rick Overton, Judy Tenuta, Brad Upton, Susan Rice, Rod Long, and a host of others. Recently she's been on Uplay NW, NBC after Saturday Night live, and was a finalist in this year's NBC stand-up search. SHE'S A MUST SEE COMIC THAT YOU WONT FORGET & HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO CATCH THIS BUSY GAL!
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Brad Upton, Fri., Aug. 5th - Sun., Aug. 7th

Brad Upton first stepped on stage in September of 1984 and he's never looked back. This ex-grade school teacher is now in his 30th year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances. He is a past winner of the Las Vegas Comedy Festival and appeared recently at Caesar's Palace as part of the HBO Comedy Festival. He has spent the last eight years as the opening act for the legendary Johnny Mathis and did multiple shows all over the country with the late, great Joan Rivers. He has also been seen in concert with The Smothers Brothers, Smokey Robinson, Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Lewis Black, George Jones, Glen Campbell, Pam Tillis and many others. Coast to coast all over North America isn't the only place Brad performs. In 2014 Brad headlined in Singapore, Hong Kong, The MGM in Macau and did eight nights in Israel as part of the Comedy for Koby benefit. His new CD entitled, "Brad Uptonogood" is heard regularly on Sirius Satellite Radio. Writing and talking about everyday life, a long term marriage and anything else that pops into his head, Brad packs more laughs-per-minute into his set than nearly anyone in the business!
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Brad Upton, Fri., Aug. 5th - Sun., Aug. 7th

Brad Upton first stepped on stage in September of 1984 and he's never looked back. This ex-grade school teacher is now in his 30th year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances. He is a past winner of the Las Vegas Comedy Festival and appeared recently at Caesar's Palace as part of the HBO Comedy Festival. He has spent the last eight years as the opening act for the legendary Johnny Mathis and did multiple shows all over the country with the late, great Joan Rivers. He has also been seen in concert with The Smothers Brothers, Smokey Robinson, Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Lewis Black, George Jones, Glen Campbell, Pam Tillis and many others. Coast to coast all over North America isn't the only place Brad performs. In 2014 Brad headlined in Singapore, Hong Kong, The MGM in Macau and did eight nights in Israel as part of the Comedy for Koby benefit. His new CD entitled, "Brad Uptonogood" is heard regularly on Sirius Satellite Radio. Writing and talking about everyday life, a long term marriage and anything else that pops into his head, Brad packs more laughs-per-minute into his set than nearly anyone in the business!
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