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The Hoyt Dining Room

The beautiful new Hoyt Dining Room at Harvey's is proud to offer Portland's best dinner and entertainment package in town!

All Pre-paid Dinner Packages include: $45.00 per person (gratuity included)

  • Choice of: Entree, Side Dish and Salad (selections required 3 Hours in advance)
  • Harvey's Comedy Show - VIP Seating - Best seats in the House!
  • All dinners will be served with sourdough bread, seasoned vegetables, a choice of soup or salad, and a choice of garlic mashed red potatoes, baked potato, or french fries.
  • Guests are encouraged to arrive 2 hours before their desired show.

Instructions:

  1. You must select an Opener, a Feature (side dish), and a Headliner (main course) for each guest.
  2. We have started you with one guest. For additional guests, click the "add another guest" button and repeat step 1.
  3. Once all guests are added and menu items selected, click the "choose your showtime" button
  4. Click the date on the calendar you wish to attend and click the desired time on the right when it appears.
  5. You are now ready for checkout. Click the "Checkout" button to make your purchase.
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Headliners

Filet Mignon

9 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Petit Filet Mignon

6 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Garlic Scampi

Large shrimp scampi pan sauteed in fresh garlic butter white wine sauce.

Salmon Filet

Wild Alaskan Coho salmon grilled and served with a light lemon dill sauce.

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Boneless chicken breast, lightly breaded, baked with layers of ham and swiss cheese drizzled with a light Alfredo sauce.

Pasta Primavera

Rigatoni Noodles with sautéed garden fresh vegetables and tossed in light Virgin Olive Oil, Butter and Cream Sauce.

Features

Baker

Large baked potato, selection of condiments at your table – Whipped Butter, Sour Cream, Crisp Bacon Bits, and Diced Green Onions

Garlic Mashed Red Potatoes

Creamy garlic mashed red potatoes.

French Fries

Skin on premium cut fries served with curry ketchup and jalapeno ranch dipping sauce.

Openers

Fresh Garden Green Salad

Spring Garden Salad mix, with sliced Tomatoes, Cucumbers, and choice of dressing

Soup of the Day

A cup of Harvey’s own!

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Show Calendar

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Sunday

7:30 PM

Vince Morris, Thurs. Mar. 26th - Sun. Mar. 29th

With his clean, yet controversial material, Vince Morris doesn't rely on vulgarity or profanity to get an audience to laugh, he doesn't need to because he speaks from the heart. With a bright observational humor, passionate views and a smooth charismatic style, Vince has learned how to get in people's faces and make them think while keeping them in stitches at the same time. Covering everything from hip-hop to self-respect, Vince has been featured on "Showtime at the Apollo," "The Late Late Show," Comedy Central's "Premium Blend," "Comic View" and "Sex and the City."
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Derek Richards, Thurs., Apr., 2nd - Sat. Apr. 4th

Derek’s act is fast, fresh, and at times, fanatical. He brings the funny with tales about his blue-collar upbringing, his mom’s dog, the holidays and dating an exotic dancer. A veteran of several USO tours, Richards was chosen as one of the first performers at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba after the base began guarding jailed Al-Qaeda terrorists. The comedy tour earned Richards national coverage in Newsweek. He also has performed at U.S. base camps in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait and Africa. You can hear him on the air via the XM Satellite Radio Network and on the nationally syndicated, Bob and Tom Show along with Bob and Sheri. He was also featured on The Weather Channel’s Top 10.
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Derek Richards, Thurs., Apr., 2nd - Sat. Apr. 4th

Derek’s act is fast, fresh, and at times, fanatical. He brings the funny with tales about his blue-collar upbringing, his mom’s dog, the holidays and dating an exotic dancer. A veteran of several USO tours, Richards was chosen as one of the first performers at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba after the base began guarding jailed Al-Qaeda terrorists. The comedy tour earned Richards national coverage in Newsweek. He also has performed at U.S. base camps in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait and Africa. You can hear him on the air via the XM Satellite Radio Network and on the nationally syndicated, Bob and Tom Show along with Bob and Sheri. He was also featured on The Weather Channel’s Top 10.
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM
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