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The Hoyt Dining Room

The beautiful new Hoyt Dining Room at Harvey's is proud to offer Portland's best dinner and entertainment package in town!

Welcome to the Hoyt Dining Room, where there’s always a place for friends to have a drink and gather. We’ve crafted a location within Harvey’s Comedy Club for you to stop by and have some of the best libations, cookery, and maybe even a chuckle or two! Start your night in the Hoyt with pre-paid dinner and show packages or walk-in and select from the array of options on our showroom menu.

All Hoyt Dining Room dinner guests receive preferential seating in the showroom.


All Pre-paid Dinner Packages include: $45.00 per person (gratuity included)

  • Choice of: Entree, Side Dish and Salad (selections required 3 Hours in advance)
  • Harvey's Comedy Show - VIP Seating - Best seats in the House!
  • All dinners will be served with sourdough bread, seasoned vegetables, a choice of soup or salad, and a choice of garlic mashed red potatoes, baked potato, or french fries.
  • Guests are encouraged to arrive 2 hours before their desired show.

Instructions:

  1. You must select an Opener, a Feature (side dish), and a Headliner (main course) for each guest.
  2. We have started you with one guest. For additional guests, click the "add another guest" button and repeat step 1.
  3. Once all guests are added and menu items selected, click the "choose your showtime" button
  4. Click the date on the calendar you wish to attend and click the desired time on the right when it appears.
  5. You are now ready for checkout. Click the "Checkout" button to make your purchase.
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Headliners

Filet Mignon

9 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Petit Filet Mignon

6 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Garlic Scampi

Large shrimp scampi pan sauteed in fresh garlic butter white wine sauce.

Salmon Filet

Wild Alaskan Coho salmon grilled and served with a light lemon dill sauce.

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Boneless chicken breast, lightly breaded, baked with layers of ham and swiss cheese drizzled with a light Alfredo sauce.

Pasta Primavera

Rigatoni Noodles with sautéed garden fresh vegetables and tossed in light Virgin Olive Oil, Butter and Cream Sauce.

Features

Baker

Large baked potato, selection of condiments at your table – Whipped Butter, Sour Cream, Crisp Bacon Bits, and Diced Green Onions

Garlic Mashed Red Potatoes

Creamy garlic mashed red potatoes.

French Fries

Skin on premium cut fries served with curry ketchup and jalapeno ranch dipping sauce.

Openers

Fresh Garden Green Salad

Spring Garden Salad mix, with sliced Tomatoes, Cucumbers, and choice of dressing

Soup of the Day

A cup of Harvey’s own!

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Show Calendar

February

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Sunday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Late Night Valentine's Show, Sun. Feb. 14th 10PM

Join us for a night of late night love at our encore Valentine's Day show at 10PM. Celebrating all that is love with laughter. Your funny people for the night will be Kermet Apio, Benjie Wright, and Gilbert Brown.
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Michael Mancini, Thurs. Feb. 18th - Sun. Feb. 21st

Michael Mancini also known as "The World's Funniest Cop", has a background in Law Enforcement and an insightful sense of humor. Michael has a high energy, action packed , fun filled show, full of real life experience comedy. He's performed for comedy clubs and law enforcement agencies all over the US and Canada. He brings humor into all aspects of life when dealing with law enforcement from traffic stops, foot pursuits to arrests. Put on your seat belt and hold on because if you hit the breaks, the airbag will knock you out….
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Michael Mancini, Thurs. Feb. 18th - Sun. Feb. 21st

Michael Mancini also known as "The World's Funniest Cop", has a background in Law Enforcement and an insightful sense of humor. Michael has a high energy, action packed , fun filled show, full of real life experience comedy. He's performed for comedy clubs and law enforcement agencies all over the US and Canada. He brings humor into all aspects of life when dealing with law enforcement from traffic stops, foot pursuits to arrests. Put on your seat belt and hold on because if you hit the breaks, the airbag will knock you out….
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM
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Sunday

7:30 PM

Michael Mancini, Thurs. Feb. 18th - Sun. Feb. 21st

Michael Mancini also known as "The World's Funniest Cop", has a background in Law Enforcement and an insightful sense of humor. Michael has a high energy, action packed , fun filled show, full of real life experience comedy. He's performed for comedy clubs and law enforcement agencies all over the US and Canada. He brings humor into all aspects of life when dealing with law enforcement from traffic stops, foot pursuits to arrests. Put on your seat belt and hold on because if you hit the breaks, the airbag will knock you out….
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Heath Harmison, Thurs., Feb. 25th - Sun. Feb. 28th

Heath is one of the brightest new comedians out there. His PG-13 style of comedy kills in clubs, colleges, and festivals including the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. He has opened for some of the best comics in the business including Louie Anderson and Eddie Griffin. His abilities that are presented on stage are endless! From doing celebrity impersonations, to singing, dancing, and accents. Heath's comedy will paint a picture in your mind that will be burned in for weeks or longer. Being an Improv comedian also gives him that extra edge on the standup comedy stage. His quick wit allows him to adapt to any situation. If you have a chance to see Heath Harmison live, TAKE IT!
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Heath Harmison, Thurs., Feb. 25th - Sun. Feb. 28th

Heath is one of the brightest new comedians out there. His PG-13 style of comedy kills in clubs, colleges, and festivals including the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. He has opened for some of the best comics in the business including Louie Anderson and Eddie Griffin. His abilities that are presented on stage are endless! From doing celebrity impersonations, to singing, dancing, and accents. Heath's comedy will paint a picture in your mind that will be burned in for weeks or longer. Being an Improv comedian also gives him that extra edge on the standup comedy stage. His quick wit allows him to adapt to any situation. If you have a chance to see Heath Harmison live, TAKE IT!
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM
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Sunday

7:30 PM

Heath Harmison, Thurs., Feb. 25th - Sun. Feb. 28th

Heath is one of the brightest new comedians out there. His PG-13 style of comedy kills in clubs, colleges, and festivals including the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. He has opened for some of the best comics in the business including Louie Anderson and Eddie Griffin. His abilities that are presented on stage are endless! From doing celebrity impersonations, to singing, dancing, and accents. Heath's comedy will paint a picture in your mind that will be burned in for weeks or longer. Being an Improv comedian also gives him that extra edge on the standup comedy stage. His quick wit allows him to adapt to any situation. If you have a chance to see Heath Harmison live, TAKE IT!
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Tracy Smith, Thurs. Mar. 3rd - Sun. Mar. 6th

Having made the treacherous climb towards the "sexual peak", Tracy Smith has honed a hilarious insight, perfect for navigating through the regrets and choices in the mean streets of "Singletown." With a personality just sweet enough to offset the bitter truth she serves up, Tracy's sharply written, on target material offers a perspective sure to make men and women laugh out loud. Tracy's television credits include a half hour for "Comedy Central Presents," "Late Fridays" on NBC, "Premium Blend" on Comedy Central, as well as "The Best of the Fest" on HBO Comedy. She had a one hour special on Canadian television (yes, even the comedy gets cut in half when you cross the border). She is fast becoming a respected voice in stand up comedy and was selected by The Hollywood Reporter as one of the "Ten Comics to Watch." Listening is also recommended for best results.
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Tracy Smith, Thurs. Mar. 3rd - Sun. Mar. 6th

Having made the treacherous climb towards the "sexual peak", Tracy Smith has honed a hilarious insight, perfect for navigating through the regrets and choices in the mean streets of "Singletown." With a personality just sweet enough to offset the bitter truth she serves up, Tracy's sharply written, on target material offers a perspective sure to make men and women laugh out loud. Tracy's television credits include a half hour for "Comedy Central Presents," "Late Fridays" on NBC, "Premium Blend" on Comedy Central, as well as "The Best of the Fest" on HBO Comedy. She had a one hour special on Canadian television (yes, even the comedy gets cut in half when you cross the border). She is fast becoming a respected voice in stand up comedy and was selected by The Hollywood Reporter as one of the "Ten Comics to Watch." Listening is also recommended for best results.
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM
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