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The Hoyt Dining Room

The beautiful new Hoyt Dining Room at Harvey's is proud to offer Portland's best dinner and entertainment package in town!

Welcome to the Hoyt Dining Room, where there’s always a place for friends to have a drink and gather. We’ve crafted a location within Harvey’s Comedy Club for you to stop by and have some of the best libations, cookery, and maybe even a chuckle or two! Start your night in the Hoyt with pre-paid dinner and show packages or walk-in and select from the array of options on our showroom menu.

All Hoyt Dining Room dinner guests receive preferential seating in the showroom.


All Pre-paid Dinner Packages include: $45.00 per person (gratuity included)

  • Choice of: Entree, Side Dish and Salad (selections required 3 Hours in advance)
  • Harvey's Comedy Show - VIP Seating - Best seats in the House!
  • All dinners will be served with sourdough bread, seasoned vegetables, a choice of soup or salad, and a choice of garlic mashed red potatoes, baked potato, or french fries.
  • Guests are encouraged to arrive 2 hours before their desired show.

Instructions:

  1. You must select an Opener, a Feature (side dish), and a Headliner (main course) for each guest.
  2. We have started you with one guest. For additional guests, click the "add another guest" button and repeat step 1.
  3. Once all guests are added and menu items selected, click the "choose your showtime" button
  4. Click the date on the calendar you wish to attend and click the desired time on the right when it appears.
  5. You are now ready for checkout. Click the "Checkout" button to make your purchase.
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Headliners

Filet Mignon

9 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Petit Filet Mignon

6 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Garlic Scampi

Large shrimp scampi pan sauteed in fresh garlic butter white wine sauce.

Salmon Filet

Wild Alaskan Coho salmon grilled and served with a light lemon dill sauce.

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Boneless chicken breast, lightly breaded, baked with layers of ham and swiss cheese drizzled with a light Alfredo sauce.

Pasta Primavera

Rigatoni Noodles with sautéed garden fresh vegetables and tossed in light Virgin Olive Oil, Butter and Cream Sauce.

Features

Baker

Large baked potato, selection of condiments at your table – Whipped Butter, Sour Cream, Crisp Bacon Bits, and Diced Green Onions

Garlic Mashed Red Potatoes

Creamy garlic mashed red potatoes.

French Fries

Skin on premium cut fries served with curry ketchup and jalapeno ranch dipping sauce.

Openers

Fresh Garden Green Salad

Spring Garden Salad mix, with sliced Tomatoes, Cucumbers, and choice of dressing

Soup of the Day

A cup of Harvey’s own!

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Show Calendar

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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

David Crowe, Thurs. Aug. 27th - Sat. Aug. 29th

Some of the highlights from David Crowe’s career include his own one-hour comedy special on Showtime titled “Crooked Finger”, appearances on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham” and “The Bob and Tom All-Stars Comedy Hour” and most recently the “HA! Festival” for the CBC in Canada. “Some comedians are smart. Some comedians are entertaining. David is greedy.” -Bill Radke, National Public Radio David’s career launched quicker than most when, just three years after his first open mic, he won both the Seattle and San Francisco International Comedy Competitions. He has gone on to be featured at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The Aspen Comedy Festival, Gilda’s Laugh Fest, Halifax Comedy Festival and the Vancouver Comedy Festival just to name a few. He has also released four comedy albums: Potshot’s at Goliath, Spoken Nerd, Cruciflex and Crooked Finger, all of which can be heard on SiriusXM Satellite Radio. “Young man why aren’t you famous! Don’t answer, just fire your agent.”-Bill Cosby In 2012 he partnered with Compendium Inc. to release his own line of Greeting Cards called “Frank and Funny “. The line has garnered fantastic reviews by the greeting card industry and is currently available in stores nationwide including Cost Plus and World Markets. My dream was to be so good at stand-up I wouldn’t have to do anything else. I’ve been doing it so long now I don’t know how to do anything else. - David Crowe
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Kermet Apio, Thurs. Sept. 3rd - Sat. Sept. 5th

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively. Kermet has been headlining comedy shows across the country for twenty years. He's performed comedy on Star Search, NBC and A&E, and has even won the Seattle Comedy Competition. He has appeared on television and radio, with over 40 appearances on "Rewind," a show heard on NPR. Kermet's act is clean, clever, and autobiographical, and he earns the title of the friendliest comic around!
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Friday

10:00 PM
7:30 PM

Kermet Apio, Thurs. Sept. 3rd - Sat. Sept. 5th

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively. Kermet has been headlining comedy shows across the country for twenty years. He's performed comedy on Star Search, NBC and A&E, and has even won the Seattle Comedy Competition. He has appeared on television and radio, with over 40 appearances on "Rewind," a show heard on NPR. Kermet's act is clean, clever, and autobiographical, and he earns the title of the friendliest comic around!
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Kermet Apio, Thurs. Sept. 3rd - Sat. Sept. 5th

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively. Kermet has been headlining comedy shows across the country for twenty years. He's performed comedy on Star Search, NBC and A&E, and has even won the Seattle Comedy Competition. He has appeared on television and radio, with over 40 appearances on "Rewind," a show heard on NPR. Kermet's act is clean, clever, and autobiographical, and he earns the title of the friendliest comic around!
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