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The Hoyt Dining Room

The beautiful new Hoyt Dining Room at Harvey's is proud to offer Portland's best dinner and entertainment package in town!

Welcome to the Hoyt Dining Room, where there’s always a place for friends to have a drink and gather. We’ve crafted a location within Harvey’s Comedy Club for you to stop by and have some of the best libations, cookery, and maybe even a chuckle or two! Start your night in the Hoyt with pre-paid dinner and show packages or walk-in and select from the array of options on our showroom menu.

All Hoyt Dining Room dinner guests receive preferential seating in the showroom.


All Pre-paid Dinner Packages include: $45.00 per person (gratuity included)

  • Choice of: Entree, Side Dish and Salad (selections required 3 Hours in advance)
  • Harvey's Comedy Show - VIP Seating - Best seats in the House!
  • All dinners will be served with sourdough bread, seasoned vegetables, a choice of soup or salad, and a choice of garlic mashed red potatoes, baked potato, or french fries.
  • Guests are encouraged to arrive 2 hours before their desired show.

Instructions:

  1. You must select an Opener, a Feature (side dish), and a Headliner (main course) for each guest.
  2. We have started you with one guest. For additional guests, click the "add another guest" button and repeat step 1.
  3. Once all guests are added and menu items selected, click the "choose your showtime" button
  4. Click the date on the calendar you wish to attend and click the desired time on the right when it appears.
  5. You are now ready for checkout. Click the "Checkout" button to make your purchase.
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Headliners

Filet Mignon

9 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Petit Filet Mignon

6 ounces of choice aged tenderloin, grilled to order with a demi glaze sauce.

Garlic Scampi

Large shrimp scampi pan sauteed in fresh garlic butter white wine sauce.

Salmon Filet

Wild Alaskan Coho salmon grilled and served with a light lemon dill sauce.

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Boneless chicken breast, lightly breaded, baked with layers of ham and swiss cheese drizzled with a light Alfredo sauce.

Pasta Primavera

Rigatoni Noodles with sautéed garden fresh vegetables and tossed in light Virgin Olive Oil, Butter and Cream Sauce.

Features

Baker

Large baked potato, selection of condiments at your table – Whipped Butter, Sour Cream, Crisp Bacon Bits, and Diced Green Onions

Garlic Mashed Red Potatoes

Creamy garlic mashed red potatoes.

French Fries

Skin on premium cut fries served with curry ketchup and jalapeno ranch dipping sauce.

Openers

Fresh Garden Green Salad

Spring Garden Salad mix, with sliced Tomatoes, Cucumbers, and choice of dressing

Soup of the Day

A cup of Harvey’s own!

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Show Calendar

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Monday

7:30 PM

Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Mon. May 2nd 7:30PM

Menacing, intimidating and totally hypnotic in the ring, Jake “The Snake” Roberts was a Superstar capable of taking you down physically as well as psychologically. Slithering to the ring with a monstrous python concealed in a burlap sack, Jake used fear as a weapon as deftly as he used pain. His DDT finishing move is still one of the most brutal finishers ever unleashed on a Superstar. The son of noted grappler Grizzly Smith, Roberts was born into a sports-entertainment family. Eager to follow in his father’s footsteps, Roberts began competing in the early ’70s, making a name for himself in promotions throughout the South. As time wore on, Roberts soon became a fan favorite, thanks in part to his memorable rivalries with the Honky Tonk Man, the Million Dollar Man and Andre the Giant. WWE Universe fans from that generation will never forget the Giant’s paralyzing fear of Jake’s pet python, Damien. Whether competing in the ring, or burrowing into the psyches of his opponents, Jake “The Snake” Roberts will go down in the annals of WWE history as one of the most cunning and lethal Superstars ever to step between the ropes. **FEATURING: The Grappler** For 35 years, fans have known Denton as “The Grappler”, a masked villain that has defeated some of the biggest stars in pro wrestling history. The new show will detail Denton’s adventures with ring icons such as Ric Flair, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and his long-time friend “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. He was the longest reigning heavyweight champion in several legendary promotions, including Portland Wrestling and Mid-South Wrestling, where he defeated top stars like Andre the Giant, Dusty Rhodes and the Junkyard Dog. His autobiography “Grappler: Memoirs of a Masked Madman” earned rave reviews and a 5-star rating on Amazon.com, where it was the #1 selling pro wrestling title for the summer of 2014. Len Denton will take fans inside the rough and tumble world of “bear hugs” and “body slams”. **This show is considered a special event. NO GROUPON'S, LIVINGSOCIAL, AMAZONLOCAL,TRAVELZOO, OR COMP PASSES are allowed this show time**
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Bob Zany Thurs., May 5th - Sun. May 8th

In 1977, at the tender age of fifteen, the native Southern Californian appeared on the infamous Gong Show. Halfway through his stand-up routine, which he read from a piece of paper, he was pulled off the stage by a man dressed like a nun wielding a net. Eleven years later, he made a triumphant return as a celebrity judge. This marked the first of over 100 appearances on national television. In 1981, while attending Mt. San Antonio College, he applied for a job as a newcaster at the campus radio station but was turned down. Later that year, he auditioned for the owner of The Ice House in Pasadena. The audition took place in the middle of the afternoon in a club that seats 300. From the only occupied chair came the voice of the owner, "You're not ready". Zany looked around the empty showroom and said "Neither is your club!" Undaunted, he talked the owner into letting him produce his own show so he could have the stage time, and for the owner, an audience. The result was The Bob Zany Show featuring such newcomers as Garry Shandling, Yakov Smirnoff, Robert Wuhl, Kevin Nealon, and Nia Peeples. After one show, Bob was approached by Frazer Smith, the host of a top-rated radio show on KLOS/LA. After a short time doing guest spots on Frazer's show, Zany was hired by KLOS as a personality with his own show on Saturday mornings. Other accomplishments include the creation of Bob Zany's Comedy Outlets, with over 50 locations throughout California and Nevada; a comedy album "Hi Home, I'm Honey", on Laff Records; a soon-to-be published diet scrapbook, "Laugh at Fat, Bay-bee!", and the highlight of his career to date, being hired by his idol, Steve Martin, to appear on George Burns' Comedy Week. Zany's stage persona has evolved over the years, but the dramatic weight loss in 1991 caused the need for a major overhaul...along with the 175-lbs, he lost 30 minutes of his act. He spent the following year doing late night spots at Hollywood clubs, trying to "reinvent" himself. The result is the cigar-smoking, audience-interactive crowd favorite Bob Zany we know and love today. He is married to comedienne/actress Erin O'Connor, and they live in Los Angeles with their three dogs and three cats.
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Bob Zany Thurs., May 5th - Sun. May 8th

In 1977, at the tender age of fifteen, the native Southern Californian appeared on the infamous Gong Show. Halfway through his stand-up routine, which he read from a piece of paper, he was pulled off the stage by a man dressed like a nun wielding a net. Eleven years later, he made a triumphant return as a celebrity judge. This marked the first of over 100 appearances on national television. In 1981, while attending Mt. San Antonio College, he applied for a job as a newcaster at the campus radio station but was turned down. Later that year, he auditioned for the owner of The Ice House in Pasadena. The audition took place in the middle of the afternoon in a club that seats 300. From the only occupied chair came the voice of the owner, "You're not ready". Zany looked around the empty showroom and said "Neither is your club!" Undaunted, he talked the owner into letting him produce his own show so he could have the stage time, and for the owner, an audience. The result was The Bob Zany Show featuring such newcomers as Garry Shandling, Yakov Smirnoff, Robert Wuhl, Kevin Nealon, and Nia Peeples. After one show, Bob was approached by Frazer Smith, the host of a top-rated radio show on KLOS/LA. After a short time doing guest spots on Frazer's show, Zany was hired by KLOS as a personality with his own show on Saturday mornings. Other accomplishments include the creation of Bob Zany's Comedy Outlets, with over 50 locations throughout California and Nevada; a comedy album "Hi Home, I'm Honey", on Laff Records; a soon-to-be published diet scrapbook, "Laugh at Fat, Bay-bee!", and the highlight of his career to date, being hired by his idol, Steve Martin, to appear on George Burns' Comedy Week. Zany's stage persona has evolved over the years, but the dramatic weight loss in 1991 caused the need for a major overhaul...along with the 175-lbs, he lost 30 minutes of his act. He spent the following year doing late night spots at Hollywood clubs, trying to "reinvent" himself. The result is the cigar-smoking, audience-interactive crowd favorite Bob Zany we know and love today. He is married to comedienne/actress Erin O'Connor, and they live in Los Angeles with their three dogs and three cats.
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM
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Sunday

7:30 PM

Bob Zany Thurs., May 5th - Sun. May 8th

In 1977, at the tender age of fifteen, the native Southern Californian appeared on the infamous Gong Show. Halfway through his stand-up routine, which he read from a piece of paper, he was pulled off the stage by a man dressed like a nun wielding a net. Eleven years later, he made a triumphant return as a celebrity judge. This marked the first of over 100 appearances on national television. In 1981, while attending Mt. San Antonio College, he applied for a job as a newcaster at the campus radio station but was turned down. Later that year, he auditioned for the owner of The Ice House in Pasadena. The audition took place in the middle of the afternoon in a club that seats 300. From the only occupied chair came the voice of the owner, "You're not ready". Zany looked around the empty showroom and said "Neither is your club!" Undaunted, he talked the owner into letting him produce his own show so he could have the stage time, and for the owner, an audience. The result was The Bob Zany Show featuring such newcomers as Garry Shandling, Yakov Smirnoff, Robert Wuhl, Kevin Nealon, and Nia Peeples. After one show, Bob was approached by Frazer Smith, the host of a top-rated radio show on KLOS/LA. After a short time doing guest spots on Frazer's show, Zany was hired by KLOS as a personality with his own show on Saturday mornings. Other accomplishments include the creation of Bob Zany's Comedy Outlets, with over 50 locations throughout California and Nevada; a comedy album "Hi Home, I'm Honey", on Laff Records; a soon-to-be published diet scrapbook, "Laugh at Fat, Bay-bee!", and the highlight of his career to date, being hired by his idol, Steve Martin, to appear on George Burns' Comedy Week. Zany's stage persona has evolved over the years, but the dramatic weight loss in 1991 caused the need for a major overhaul...along with the 175-lbs, he lost 30 minutes of his act. He spent the following year doing late night spots at Hollywood clubs, trying to "reinvent" himself. The result is the cigar-smoking, audience-interactive crowd favorite Bob Zany we know and love today. He is married to comedienne/actress Erin O'Connor, and they live in Los Angeles with their three dogs and three cats.
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Wednesday

7:00 PM

Stuart Emmons Fundraiser with Carl Wolfson, Wed. May 11th, 7PM

All tickets sales will go towards the campaign of Stuart Emmons for Portland City Council position 4. **Carl Wolfson** From February 2007 to November 2012, Carl Wolfson was the host of “Carl in the Morning” on AM 620 KPOJ, Portland’s progressive talk. On KPOJ, Carl covered national politics and conducted in-depth interviews with A-list guests (Alan Greenspan, Paul Krugman, Nate Silver, Maya Angelou), progressive legends (Howard Zinn, Gloria Steinem, Ralph Nader, Noam Chomsky) and conservative counter-punchers (Grover Norquist, Frank Luntz, Pat Buchanan). Carl in now back on terrestrial radio on Portland’s KXRY, 107.1 & 91.1 FM also available online at XRAY.fm. Prior to his radio career, Carl was one of the country’s top headlining comedians, specializing in current-events humor. He was a fixture on national television, appearing on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network, VH-1 Stand-Up Spotlight, An Evening at the Improv, Comic Strip Live andThe Joan Rivers Show. His weekly news segments on Thicke of the Night (“The Wolfson Report”) and Fox Network’s Late Show (“Carl’s Camera”) were the most popular features of each show. Carl began his career at Hollywood’s Comedy Store in 1980. He received his B.S. in Communications from the University of Tennessee and his M.A. in Political Science from UCLA. **This show is considered a special event. NO GROUPON'S, LIVINGSOCIAL, AMAZONLOCAL,TRAVELZOO, OR COMP PASSES are allowed this show time**
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

DC Malone Fri., May 13th - Sun. May 15th

D.C. is the son of jazz drummer mortician. For 13 years he lived in a mortuary which tends to hone your comedy skills right off the bat. After 22 years touring the world with former partner Hampton Nootcheez, D.C. Malone returns to his comedy roots as a solo entertainer. D.C. describes himself as a living room comic. 'Everyone has a friend like me, the guy at the party who makes people laugh'. Incorporating some incredible guitar work and a great blues style singing voice, D.C. has been racking up points around the country as a strong comedic talent. 'I love to perform, to form an instant rapport with a live audience is a great feeling'. With his slightly warped take on life, relationships, drinking and with great music to back it up, D.C. Malone makes for a very entertaining show. D.C. has been seen on Showtime, Comedy Central and the Nashville Network. His songs have been heard on The Bob & Tom Show and he has performed in comedy clubs and concerts all over the world. Everyone can find something they relate to in D.C.’s show. His ease and likeability on stage makes you feel like your watching a friend. In D.C’s own words, "Hey comedy for you, therapy for me", and it is good comedy.
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

DC Malone Fri., May 13th - Sun. May 15th

D.C. is the son of jazz drummer mortician. For 13 years he lived in a mortuary which tends to hone your comedy skills right off the bat. After 22 years touring the world with former partner Hampton Nootcheez, D.C. Malone returns to his comedy roots as a solo entertainer. D.C. describes himself as a living room comic. 'Everyone has a friend like me, the guy at the party who makes people laugh'. Incorporating some incredible guitar work and a great blues style singing voice, D.C. has been racking up points around the country as a strong comedic talent. 'I love to perform, to form an instant rapport with a live audience is a great feeling'. With his slightly warped take on life, relationships, drinking and with great music to back it up, D.C. Malone makes for a very entertaining show. D.C. has been seen on Showtime, Comedy Central and the Nashville Network. His songs have been heard on The Bob & Tom Show and he has performed in comedy clubs and concerts all over the world. Everyone can find something they relate to in D.C.’s show. His ease and likeability on stage makes you feel like your watching a friend. In D.C’s own words, "Hey comedy for you, therapy for me", and it is good comedy.
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Sunday

7:30 PM

DC Malone Fri., May 13th - Sun. May 15th

D.C. is the son of jazz drummer mortician. For 13 years he lived in a mortuary which tends to hone your comedy skills right off the bat. After 22 years touring the world with former partner Hampton Nootcheez, D.C. Malone returns to his comedy roots as a solo entertainer. D.C. describes himself as a living room comic. 'Everyone has a friend like me, the guy at the party who makes people laugh'. Incorporating some incredible guitar work and a great blues style singing voice, D.C. has been racking up points around the country as a strong comedic talent. 'I love to perform, to form an instant rapport with a live audience is a great feeling'. With his slightly warped take on life, relationships, drinking and with great music to back it up, D.C. Malone makes for a very entertaining show. D.C. has been seen on Showtime, Comedy Central and the Nashville Network. His songs have been heard on The Bob & Tom Show and he has performed in comedy clubs and concerts all over the world. Everyone can find something they relate to in D.C.’s show. His ease and likeability on stage makes you feel like your watching a friend. In D.C’s own words, "Hey comedy for you, therapy for me", and it is good comedy.
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Dan Paul-New to Harvey's! Fri., May 20th - Sun. May 22nd

Dan Paul is an award-winning writer, actor, comedian originally from Montana. He hosts a comedy/gaming channel on Twitch TV called the Sour Koolaid Show featuring celebrities and comedians each week, broadcasting live from Newport Oregon. His comedic style is very physical, character-based, full of contradiction, exaggeration, and innuendo. Dan Paul is edgy without being overly offensive and his charismatic delivery ensures that audiences leave from his show, not only having found a new favorite comedian, but a friend.
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Dan Paul-New to Harvey's! Fri., May 20th - Sun. May 22nd

Dan Paul is an award-winning writer, actor, comedian originally from Montana. He hosts a comedy/gaming channel on Twitch TV called the Sour Koolaid Show featuring celebrities and comedians each week, broadcasting live from Newport Oregon. His comedic style is very physical, character-based, full of contradiction, exaggeration, and innuendo. Dan Paul is edgy without being overly offensive and his charismatic delivery ensures that audiences leave from his show, not only having found a new favorite comedian, but a friend.
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Sunday

7:30 PM

Dan Paul-New to Harvey's! Fri., May 20th - Sun. May 22nd

Dan Paul is an award-winning writer, actor, comedian originally from Montana. He hosts a comedy/gaming channel on Twitch TV called the Sour Koolaid Show featuring celebrities and comedians each week, broadcasting live from Newport Oregon. His comedic style is very physical, character-based, full of contradiction, exaggeration, and innuendo. Dan Paul is edgy without being overly offensive and his charismatic delivery ensures that audiences leave from his show, not only having found a new favorite comedian, but a friend.
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Thursday

7:30 PM

Mo Mandel, Thurs. May 26th - Sun. May 29th

Mo Mandel is the hilarious hard partying host of BARMAGEDDON on truTV. As a stand up comedian Mandel has made numerous appearances on CONAN, CHELSEA LATELY, CRAIG FERGUSON, and has a very highly rated half hour special playing in rotation on COMEDY CENTRAL. As an actor Mandel has appeared on such hit shows as MODERN FAMILY, CASTLE, and HAPPY ENDINGS, and stared opposite Hank Azaria in FREE AGENTS on NBC. When Mandel is not telling jokes or hosting his new show he’s often writing sitcom pilots, which he has done for NBC, FOX, FX, FXX and THE DISNEY CHANNEL. Basically, the dude is talented and assuming hosting BARMAGEDDON doesn’t cause him to become a full-blown alcoholic, his future is bright and getting brighter.
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM
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10:00 PM

Mo Mandel, Thurs. May 26th - Sun. May 29th

Mo Mandel is the hilarious hard partying host of BARMAGEDDON on truTV. As a stand up comedian Mandel has made numerous appearances on CONAN, CHELSEA LATELY, CRAIG FERGUSON, and has a very highly rated half hour special playing in rotation on COMEDY CENTRAL. As an actor Mandel has appeared on such hit shows as MODERN FAMILY, CASTLE, and HAPPY ENDINGS, and stared opposite Hank Azaria in FREE AGENTS on NBC. When Mandel is not telling jokes or hosting his new show he’s often writing sitcom pilots, which he has done for NBC, FOX, FX, FXX and THE DISNEY CHANNEL. Basically, the dude is talented and assuming hosting BARMAGEDDON doesn’t cause him to become a full-blown alcoholic, his future is bright and getting brighter.
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Sunday

7:30 PM

Mo Mandel, Thurs. May 26th - Sun. May 29th

Mo Mandel is the hilarious hard partying host of BARMAGEDDON on truTV. As a stand up comedian Mandel has made numerous appearances on CONAN, CHELSEA LATELY, CRAIG FERGUSON, and has a very highly rated half hour special playing in rotation on COMEDY CENTRAL. As an actor Mandel has appeared on such hit shows as MODERN FAMILY, CASTLE, and HAPPY ENDINGS, and stared opposite Hank Azaria in FREE AGENTS on NBC. When Mandel is not telling jokes or hosting his new show he’s often writing sitcom pilots, which he has done for NBC, FOX, FX, FXX and THE DISNEY CHANNEL. Basically, the dude is talented and assuming hosting BARMAGEDDON doesn’t cause him to become a full-blown alcoholic, his future is bright and getting brighter.
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Friday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Joe Fontenot, Fri., June 3rd - Sun., June 5th

After coming in as a finalist in two comedy competitions in his first year, Joe Fontenot hit the road extensively, unleashing his Bipolar style of comedy on audiences all over the country. Thought of as a comic that just can’t be labeled, you just don’t know what Joe will bring to the stage from night to night. Whether it’s “angry-in-your-face” or “wild and crazy”. But one thing is certain, it’s always consistent, and intensely funny. For this reason, Joe is being touted as one of the strongest up-and-coming comedians in the northwest.
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Saturday

7:30 PM
10:00 PM

Joe Fontenot, Fri., June 3rd - Sun., June 5th

After coming in as a finalist in two comedy competitions in his first year, Joe Fontenot hit the road extensively, unleashing his Bipolar style of comedy on audiences all over the country. Thought of as a comic that just can’t be labeled, you just don’t know what Joe will bring to the stage from night to night. Whether it’s “angry-in-your-face” or “wild and crazy”. But one thing is certain, it’s always consistent, and intensely funny. For this reason, Joe is being touted as one of the strongest up-and-coming comedians in the northwest.
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