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Chris Alpine, Thurs. Sept. 5th - Sun. Sept. 8th

Chris Alpine's good-natured observations and quick wit have made him a comedy favorite in clubs, cruise lines, corporations, radio and TV. Never crossing the line, Chris invites his audience into the show and has no trouble joining in with the laughter himself. This comedy veteran has earned applause on such TV networks as HBO, Showtime, Comedy Central and A&E. He's also a regular contributor with Sirius Radio and has appeared in numerous commercials including Budweiser, Nintendo and Mike's Hard Lemonade. Oh, he's also an award winning filmmaker (Communication Deficit Disorder), author (Stand-up) and comedian (Winner Seattle Comedy Competition). But it's not all glitz and glamour. Chris has worked with “Comics On Duty” for the last 15 years entertaining our troops all over the world. He's made a dozen trips to Iraq and Afghanistan alone bringing a taste of home and a Humvee full of laughs to America's men and women defending our freedom. Variety Magazine says, "Chris is one of the best acts in recent memory." But what do they know? Apparently, a funny comedian when they see one.

Show Date: 2013-09-07

Show Time: 10:00 PM

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ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Purchasing a ticket guarantees you a held table until showtime unless general seating is noted in the event description. The night of your show, we ask that you arrive no later than 5 minutes before showtime. With purchased tickets, you also get access into our private Hoyt Lounge. Simply check in at the ticket window with the reservation name to get your Hoyt Lounge pass. If you show up closer to showtime, simply walk into our showroom, check in with the person seating and they will show you to your table. All purchased tickets are kept in our system, so no need to bring anything down.

If you want to setup a group reservation where you and your guest sit at the same table but are purchasing individually, simply put your group name in parenthesis next to your own last name in the billing section of the order form E.G. (Smith Party).

Hoyt Dining room guests can go straight into the Hoyt Lounge. Please note that your dinner starts 2 hours prior to showtime.

If you are wanting to make a reservation with a gift certificate, Groupon, or any other promotional offer or have questions you must call 503-241-0338 ext. 0.

ALL ATTENDEES MUST BE 21 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER.

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