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Kermet Apio, Thurs. May 8th - Sat. May 10th

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively. Kermet has been headlining comedy shows across the country for twenty years. He's performed comedy on Star Search, NBC and A&E, and has even won the Seattle Comedy Competition. He has appeared on television and radio, with over 40 appearances on "Rewind," a show heard on NPR. Kermet's act is clean, clever, and autobiographical, and he earns the title of the friendliest comic around!

Show Date: 2014-05-08

Show Time: 7:30 PM

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ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Purchasing a ticket guarantees you a held table until showtime unless general seating is noted in the event description. The night of your show, we ask that you arrive no later than 15 minutes before showtime. With purchased tickets, you also get access into our private Hoyt Lounge. Simply check in at the ticket window with the reservation name to get your Hoyt Lounge pass. If you show up closer to showtime, simply walk into our showroom, check in with the person seating and they will show you to your table. All purchased tickets are kept in our system, so no need to bring anything down.

If you want to setup a group reservation where you and your guest sit at the same table but are purchasing individually, simply put your group name in parenthesis next to your own last name in the billing section of the order form E.G. (Smith Party).

Hoyt Dining room guests can go straight into the Hoyt Lounge. Please note that your dinner starts 2 hours prior to showtime.

If you are wanting to make a reservation with a gift certificate, Groupon, or any other promotional offer or have questions you must call 503-241-0338 ext. 0.


Purchasing a ticket guarantees you a held table.

Two item minimum requirement. This can include any combination of food or drink items.

You cannot make a purchase less than 3 hours before the show. Please select another show time