Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively. Kermet has been headlining comedy shows across the country for twenty years. He's performed comedy on Star Search, NBC and A&E, and has even won the Seattle Comedy Competition. He has appeared on television and radio, with over 40 appearances on "Rewind," a show heard on NPR. Kermet's act is clean, clever, and autobiographical, and he earns the title of the friendliest comic around!
ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Purchasing a ticket guarantees you a held table. The night of your show, we ask that you arrive no later than 15 minutes before showtime. Purchased tickets are kept in our system, so no need to bring anything down. On the night of your show, just give the person seating the reservation name and they will show you to your table
If you want to setup a group reservation where you and your guest sit at the same table but are purchasing individually, simply put your group name in parenthesis next to your own last name in the billing section of the order form E.G. (Smith Party).
Dinner and show package tickets check in at the Hoyt Dining Room. Package tickets are suggested to arrive 1.5 hours before show time. The Hoyt Dining Room is open to all patrons whether you have a package ticket or not.
If you are wanting to make a reservation with a gift certificate, Groupon, or any other promotional offer or have questions you must call 503-241-0338
ALL ATTENDEES MUST BE 21 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER. UNLESS NOTED OTHERWISE IN THE EVENT DESCRIPTION. The only exception is our Saturday at 5PM shows which are open to all ages.